Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Selamat Hari Raya
Monday, September 15, 2008
Wishing All of You Best of Luck
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once, while I was visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?".
Answer: "Tea please".
Question : "Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?".
Answer : "Ceylon tea".
Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?".
Answer: "White".
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk".
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?".
Answer: "With cow's milk please".
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black".
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?".
Answer: "With sugar".
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?".
Answer: "Cane sugar".
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?".
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead".
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?".
Answer: "Mineral water".
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst".